The OCBENJI Blog (beta)

Author: ocbenji

  • It really is the……..

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    Worst Poem Ever I see you smiling and laughing, I know that its fake You know that I know but you keep it going just for your pride’s sake Ya see, we’re both two branches from the same tree Both from the same leaf but make different teas Your Verizon and I’m Sprint but we…

  • Cyanide and Happiness

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    So I was reading my favorite online comic today, well my only online comic and there was this girl in an ad on the right side of the page. Check her out http://www.explosm.net/comics/1139/ it should say “Hot Indie Gear” above her head. I don’t know why but she just stands out in a really good…

  • Me VS Amberly and Fate

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    If you like the nice and politically correct, gentlemanly, and coherent Benji, then you might want to skip this one….. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. So I’m over a friend’s house helping her with her very complicated taxes and out of NOWHERE this bitch turns into the megaphone for God and starts ranting about…

  • On the way back from Slims…..

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    I had more fun this weekend than I should have had. I drank again. I thought Aden hated me. Ever since he was little, every time he saw my face, he would just smile through his excited eyes. But over the weekend, it was all about playing with his aunt and cousins. Granted they are…

  • No Subject

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    I don’t know if anybody every reads the subject for my blogs but more thought is put into them than the actual blog. Its probably just the quirky part of me that does that. I had four ideas that have been plaguing my head today. Really good topics that are like universal truths that I…

  • I took her out but not her trash

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    I did two things I don’t normally do today. I took a beautiful young lady on a lunch date. It was really fun. Its been a while since I met somebody who was so alive. I drank tonight. Just a little wine from my private stash. I’ve gotten over my fear of not having any…

  • A little steam exhausted

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    I’ve got more in one finger than he could ever dream But him that makes her steam, tastes her cream, makes her scream Feelin like Al Gore, I won the country, but lost the vote that counted the most Now I’m cursed to haunt the past of a stolen lover, a repo ghost

  • Desiring Nothing = Possessing All

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    I was at work today on a personal call and had an epiphany or maybe just a duh moment. You all know that rule. The one that states that when your with someone, that everybody wants you and when you single, nobody does. Its been said a million different ways like, “a watched pot never…

  • Just laugh until it makes sense

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    Rhyming Contradiction Let your eyes go out of focus and try not to blink Take twelve shots and try not to drink Work hard and try not to stink Flirt and try not to wink Drown and try not to sink Mix white and red and try not to pink Feel small and try not…

  • Are you still spotting for me in heaven?

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    Dear Melissa, While I can’t talk about everything we’ve been though, its only right that I write what I can. I remember the first day we met about 15 years ago in Mississippi. You and those glasses that made you seem so mean. You were mean. But even though we were so young I knew…