If you like the nice and politically correct, gentlemanly, and coherent Benji, then you might want to skip this one…..
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So I’m over a friend’s house helping her with her very complicated taxes and out of NOWHERE this bitch turns into the megaphone for God and starts ranting about this girl I dated a while back. She goes on and on about how we are fated to be together and if we would just pull our heads out of our asses, we would be together. Which I’m thinking is bullshit because she is engaged and says she is happy where she is and I’m enjoying having plenty of ladies around but no time for any of them which is really good because they don’t have time for me. Now during this extreme outflow of opinion, I found a lot of her assumptions to be true. Which of course pissed me off to no end. Now this put me on a train of thought without solid rails. I hate to admit it but I even thought of trying to get the girl back for a split second and making this perfect life with her but I soon came back to my senses and decided to go the opposite way and disappear from her life as to not tempt her to fuck up what she has going. I fucking hate my friend, we’ll call her Amberly, for saying the shit she did. Because of the seeds it planted in my head. So I wrote the girl this thing on myspace explaining that I’m gonna disappear from her life and why. Then I deleted her from my myspace, deleted her number and a few other little erasures. But of course the next night the girl is talking to Amberly and I imagine she told her the same shit. So I get texts and shit from the girl expressing her true feelings with light flirting in a way only she can. But, as cold as I can be, there is something in me that won’t let me ignore her texts. Fucking Amberly! I will have to do what is best for her and just cut her off as of this second. This is where I try to say something really profound and wrap up everything all nice and neat but all I can think to say is FUCKING FATE!