Scorpio Romance Profile October 23 – November 21 Ruling the House of Sex can either be a blessing or a curse, and a lot depends on how the wily Scorpion deals with this erotic burden. Those mystical and magical creatures born under the sign of Scorpio are quick to channel their raw energy, power and […]

I had more fun this weekend than I should have had. I drank again. I thought Aden hated me. Ever since he was little, every time he saw my face, he would just smile through his excited eyes. But over the weekend, it was all about playing with his aunt and cousins. Granted they are […]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish……………………………49. Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone. Athletic………………………….No breasts. Average looking…………………Moooo. Beautiful…………………..Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure……………..On medication. Feminist…………………………Fat. Free Spirit………………………..Junkie. Friendship first…………………..Former Slut. New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned…………………..No B.J.’s Open-minded……………………Desperate. Outgoing………………………..Loud and embarrassing. Professional……………………..Bitch. Voluptuous……………………..Very fat. Large frame………………………Hugely fat. Wants soul mate…………………Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH: Yes………………………………No No……………………………….Yes Maybe…………………………..No We […]

Got What I Wanted (Part 1) I got what wanted or should I say what I wanted got me Batgirl robbed us of a chance encounter and introduced you to me We talked, things clicked and I went on my merry way Until I was told to ask for your number I was pushed forward […]