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Category: Stories

  • Me VS Amberly and Fate

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    If you like the nice and politically correct, gentlemanly, and coherent Benji, then you might want to skip this one….. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. So I’m over a friend’s house helping her with her very complicated taxes and out of NOWHERE this bitch turns into the megaphone for God and starts ranting about…

  • I plea insanity

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    I finally understand madness. Its one of those, “You had to be there” or “Walk a mile in another man shoes” kinda deal. I won’t say what caused it or if I’m better yet but I thought it would be a good idea to get it all written down in case I ever find my…

  • Worst Analogy Ever!

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    I have all of my little cousins here and they love the Wii. (duh) I got to eat alot and see a few of my aunties. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to hold the family together like they did? I could never see myself as one of the older people at a family…

  • In the mirror staring back

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    When I was like 4 and 5 I would stare at myself in the mirror. I never really understood it, I just know what I saw. I would stare into my eyes looking for something, anything. And like a photo developing my preferential vision would blur and fade away and all I would see would…

  • 3 in the morning insomnia at my door

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    So JV and Sarah are coming to visit tomorrow, and my place is spic n span waiting for them, and my babies get their tonsils out tomorrow, I have special hugs waiting for them. Without further adieu my 4 AM rant. We come to you live with crusties still in my eyes. International text messaging…

  • A Good Word from a Good Book

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    “Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already been made perfect, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining…

  • Don’t walk the walk if you can’t stir the coals

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    World’s Toughest Cowboy Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales commences. The first says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and…

  • Got What I Wanted (Part 1)

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    Got What I Wanted (Part 1) I got what wanted or should I say what I wanted got me Batgirl robbed us of a chance encounter and introduced you to me We talked, things clicked and I went on my merry way Until I was told to ask for your number I was pushed forward…

  • Road Trip Pending Approval

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    I finally remembered to get my Invader Zim! Well thanks to the great and wise Megsta i might have a solution to “finding” myself. A little me time. Anybody wanna come? Well sorry, its just me, myself, and I for a whole weekend. Its something that I think I need but we’ll see if its…

  • Today I am alive!!!!

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    The Alarm woke me up @ 6:30 and then again @ 7. After losing the debate with myself to call in work, I drag myself to the mirror in the bathroom and what do I see? My hair flat on both sides so I’m staring at myself lookin like a jamacian frankenstien. So I slide…