The OCBENJI Blog (beta)

Author: ocbenji

  • Wanna hear it? Hear it go!

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    ocbenji

    Message to Sharon I met her about a month and a half ago and we fell instantly in love. Everything about her seemed to fit in my life so perfectly like legos. She has a daughter, who is a few months older than Aden. They get along great. She surprised me with how strong and…

  • Well Shiver Me Timbers!

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    ocbenji

    Ladies, Gents and other people bored enough to be reading this, welcome. My day was about as memorable as ever for a few reasons. And all of those reasons gave me the shivers. I even woke up this morning to a shiver. I usually decide what to write about based on shivers. You know those…

  • From the windoooow to the walllllll……..

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    ocbenji

    First and foremost I have to give an overdue super shout out to the funniest, coolest woman I know in the eastern timezone, Sharon. Who, is one of my five wise women and I have to give her credit for two things. First she survived a drive with Mr Groves when he was in her…

  • It really is the……..

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    ocbenji

    Worst Poem Ever I see you smiling and laughing, I know that its fake You know that I know but you keep it going just for your pride’s sake Ya see, we’re both two branches from the same tree Both from the same leaf but make different teas Your Verizon and I’m Sprint but we…

  • Cyanide and Happiness

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    ocbenji

    So I was reading my favorite online comic today, well my only online comic and there was this girl in an ad on the right side of the page. Check her out http://www.explosm.net/comics/1139/ it should say “Hot Indie Gear” above her head. I don’t know why but she just stands out in a really good…

  • Me VS Amberly and Fate

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    If you like the nice and politically correct, gentlemanly, and coherent Benji, then you might want to skip this one….. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. So I’m over a friend’s house helping her with her very complicated taxes and out of NOWHERE this bitch turns into the megaphone for God and starts ranting about…

  • On the way back from Slims…..

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    I had more fun this weekend than I should have had. I drank again. I thought Aden hated me. Ever since he was little, every time he saw my face, he would just smile through his excited eyes. But over the weekend, it was all about playing with his aunt and cousins. Granted they are…

  • No Subject

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    ocbenji

    I don’t know if anybody every reads the subject for my blogs but more thought is put into them than the actual blog. Its probably just the quirky part of me that does that. I had four ideas that have been plaguing my head today. Really good topics that are like universal truths that I…

  • I took her out but not her trash

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    ocbenji

    I did two things I don’t normally do today. I took a beautiful young lady on a lunch date. It was really fun. Its been a while since I met somebody who was so alive. I drank tonight. Just a little wine from my private stash. I’ve gotten over my fear of not having any…

  • A little steam exhausted

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    ocbenji

    I’ve got more in one finger than he could ever dream But him that makes her steam, tastes her cream, makes her scream Feelin like Al Gore, I won the country, but lost the vote that counted the most Now I’m cursed to haunt the past of a stolen lover, a repo ghost