Scaredy Cat My lifelong pet who grew pretty fat through the years On a diet of worry, uncertainty, and fears You watch me move toward dreams and aspirations With a disapproving look, you cause me hesitations I wish you would just leave and run away Disappear altogether and become a stray My actions betray my wishes as I keep your bowl full I [...]

Stalking Yourself Contradiction.  In case you missed it, let me say it again.  Contradiction.  That’s what we all are.  What?  Its in that great divide between how most of us act versus who we really are inside and what we really want to do.  I understand that we have to behave in order to keep the [...]

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Where Were You When I Needed You? Where were you when I needed you? When my heart fell apart and I needed the glue When I stood cold and alone You didn’t answer your phone When nothing seemed to dull the pain I sat and I cried and sobbed your name I needed you bad, worse than ever before Tears in my eyes, [...]

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Love those Church Ladies.. They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church  ladies with typewriters… These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS)  actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church  services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ ————————– Ladies, don’t forget [...]

The Scorpion and the Fish Once upon a time, there was a Scorpion and a Fish. They lived on land and in the ocean respectively. Not content with where they were, together they go on an adventure to get where they want to be… One sunny day both were on the beach, the Scorpion on the [...]

Rays flicker through the smoke from the lightening as it crackles outside.  Again and again light illuminates the smoke-filled room as their eyes continue to lock in an unexpected stalemate.  Her with both hands on her gun pointed firmly at his forehead.  And him, with one hand on a shard of glass and the other [...]

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