Rachel and Aden have now left town
I put them on a train and watched them leave with a frown
One day down, a fun Friday to be sure
I created, destroyed, got sick, and found my cure
After the train rolled away I jetted back home
And finally got this song into MP3 and out of my dome
Bidding is still at $900 on my TV
An hour later a grand and my mouth curls up now like a knocked down C
Work was fun but going to see Meghan during lunch was even better
And I found out that other people have my phone, I’m such a trendsetter
With work done, I stopped at a crab shack in the middle of a double date
I’m single and out of place so I made my escape
I went to Ro with MoFo pissed at Laurie
She has red scarlet I had a King Bee
Brady street was happenin til the fall of the rain
And I spilled a little of the Bee and it left a stain
We stop above Abu’s to check on Russ and Jill
And apparently Jack was drunk, I’m sure she took a big spill
I wanted to call El but I chickened out
The sugar is kickin in, all down Farwell in the Rain, I screamed and shout
Back to my house cause the rain was shitty
3 episodes of the 4th season of Sex and the City
Now so sleepy that I can barely stand
And Samantha is now a lesbian
I’m fallin now and I need a parachute
Hopefully tomorrow I’ll get to freestyle with a flute

Caffine/Sugar High + Pen + Paper = That