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Tag: America

  • Simon Wouldn’t Be Elected

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    ocbenji

    I’m watching American Idol with Aden right now and I realized something.  The strategy for winning is the same as it is for an election.  Its all based on votes and I don’t care if you sing as bad as me, you will have certain people who will vote for you no matter what.  I…

  • The Great American Beauty Pageant

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    Vanessa

    Of course I am talking about the Presidential election. I’ve always thought it to be very similar to a beauty pageant. The candidates put on their best smile, answer questions with rehearsed lines, and try to be as congenial as possible in public but secretly plot to bring down their competition… just as in pageants.…

  • What? You want a cookie?

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    ocbenji

    A client of mine told me something that I was surprised to hear. He pulled me to the side and told me that he has been watching me run around, handle clients, and generally be busy. He told me that I was doing a great job for somebody my age and that he was proud…

  • I giggled just a lot

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    ocbenji

    Doctor Demented A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.” Then the German doctor bragged, “That”s nothing,…

  • What is this? Like 21 questions or something?

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    ocbenji

    An Interview With YOU Answer with HONESTY..  Whats your first and middle name?: Benjamin Carroll  Where were you born?: Milwaukee  How many siblings do you have?: 2 bother and sister  What color are your eyes?: Brown     What color is your hair?: Black Whats your heritage/s?: Native American and African-American How tall are you?: 6’0”…