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  • Ohhh! so thats what she meant

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    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish……………………………49. Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone. Athletic………………………….No breasts. Average looking…………………Moooo. Beautiful…………………..Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure……………..On medication. Feminist…………………………Fat. Free Spirit………………………..Junkie. Friendship first…………………..Former Slut. New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned…………………..No B.J.’s Open-minded……………………Desperate. Outgoing………………………..Loud and embarrassing. Professional……………………..Bitch. Voluptuous……………………..Very fat. Large frame………………………Hugely fat. Wants soul mate…………………Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH: Yes………………………………No No……………………………….Yes Maybe…………………………..No We…

  • She knows what I mean

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    ocbenji

    i want to get off one time and not apologize you got to steal the time from a life that’s passing by

  • Probably would happen in 07

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    The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did!! So…

  • Angie @ 70

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    Old Ladies’ Noggins Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.” The second lady says,…

  • Thats Old Testament Son!

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    The Jewish Vote I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, “Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years.”

  • I plead the fif!

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    People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis – does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you…

  • I giggled just a lot

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    Doctor Demented A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.” Then the German doctor bragged, “That”s nothing,…

  • Its Sooo Wrong but it Works

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  • Just keep clicking

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    http://www.simonpanrucker.com/beans.html Cause you know you want to…….ladies 😉

  • “You fight like a bitch! And I’m scared”

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    http://drhelen.blogspot.com/2007/06/nearly-twice-as-many-women-as-men-said.html