So I got this friend, lets call her the redhead in a trenchcoat. She has a friend, lets call her batgirl. Batgirl has a bunkbed. The redhead in a trenchcoat decided that it would be a good idea to get drunk. She also decided that it would be a good idea to carry her redheaded trenchcoat wearing ass into the upper bunk of batgirl’s bed. As some of you may know, drinking can cause some acute memory loss. It usually isn’t any useful memory thats lost, just a few stupid things you did from the night before. Well it seems that the redhead in a trenchcoat lost a pretty important memory. She forgot that she fell asleep in the top bunk. She woke, believing herself to be in her own bed, rolled off the top bunk. After gravity had its way with her, she hit the ground with a thunderous thud! After much laughter, batgirl helped the redhead in a trenchcoat (riat) up. After a trip to the emergency room it was discovers that the riat had broken her ass. The moral of the story is, “Real friends don’t let friends drink and dive cause they might bust their ass!”
And you don’t drink and climb because……
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