Author: ocbenji
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If you would all please turn to the church bulletin…
Love those Church Ladies.. They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters… These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching…
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Therapy for Friday Morning
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.. Put Decaf In The…