Well I don’t know what it is about weddings but this one must have been special, because it helped me decided that I (gasp) actually want to get married. I guess now I actually have to find a girlfriend. Effective immediately I will be accepting applications.
Prospective Girlfriend Wanted:
Qualified applicants will include females who are creative and outgoing. Nice, mature and understanding. Willing to be loved and to love.
Duties will include:
Handling Affection from different angles
Sporatic pampering
Endless Massages
Putting up with a crazy guy
Various dates with said crazy guy
Random acts of kindness
Restrictions: You can’t be one of my 5 Wise, No Drinkers, No Smokers, No Drug Users
Get submit applications to Benjamin Biddle
via: ANY FUCKING WAY!
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I was really hoping we could go on a date. Unfortunately, I am one of your 5.
I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!