Some caption love and Roast needs to blow up and die!

Qdoba Guy – “I hate my left hand”
 Laurie – “I feel more powerful when i’m blonde”

Aden – “blahhplishblab”
 Rachel – “If we break up, Laurie and me a gonna kick your ass”
 Jarvis – “All according to my plan”
 Miles – “What now bitch”

Johnnie “I saw the Millenium Falcon”
 Me – “I feel like I’m at that point in my life where I have to
get that first nutt out of the way so I can get down to some serious
life fuckin”

Caption That Bitch!