{"id":75,"date":"2005-09-04T06:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-04T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2005-09-04T06:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-04T11:11:00","slug":"to-da-moon-alice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/04\/to-da-moon-alice\/","title":{"rendered":"To da moon Alice!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck the weekend, I ain&#8217;t workin.  I&#8217;m gonna slurge and eat out.  I&#8217;m gonna stay up and watch sex and the city with ice cream.  I&#8217;m gonna spend money on stuff I want.  I&#8217;m gonna enjoy the little man while I can.  I&#8217;m gonna drink and be merry.  I&#8217;m gonna clean  to my heart&#8217;s content.  I&#8217;m gonna call and kick it with people that I want to be around.  I&#8217;m gonna have a little fun.  I&#8217;m not gonna move.  I&#8217;m not gonna be told what, who, and how I can live.  I&#8217;m pretty dammit.  I&#8217;m gonna take care of everything.  I&#8217;m gonna be with somebody who know that they want to be with me or be alone.  Either way I&#8217;m gonna be alright.  I&#8217;m gonna make mistakes.  I&#8217;m gonna learn from them.  I&#8217;m going to forgive but not forget.  I&#8217;m gonna enjoy my hair while I can.  I&#8217;m gonna chilax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck the weekend, I ain&#8217;t workin. I&#8217;m gonna slurge and eat out. I&#8217;m gonna stay up and watch sex and the city with ice cream. I&#8217;m gonna spend money on stuff I want. I&#8217;m gonna enjoy the little man while I can. I&#8217;m gonna drink and be merry. I&#8217;m gonna clean to my heart&#8217;s content. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[193],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}