{"id":58,"date":"2005-06-11T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-11T21:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=58"},"modified":"2005-06-11T16:12:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-11T21:12:00","slug":"let-me-show-you-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/11\/let-me-show-you-a-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Let me show you a story"},"content":{"rendered":"

I finally finished the Holla Back Summer song and recorded it this morning.  Its only a first draft now and when I finally finish it I’ll probably post it on here but until then enjoy my Picture Story………<\/p>\n

So I woke up<\/p>\n

And took a shit<\/p>\n

Then I saw a troll<\/p>\n

I eventually went to work and grew my hair out<\/p>\n

Then put a hat on<\/p>\n

I eventually got off work<\/p>\n

And went to JV’s and Russ was at the front door swooning the ladies<\/p>\n

Jarvis Laughed<\/p>\n

And Laurie and Molly were there<\/p>\n

People asked Laurie and me if we wanted to play Halo<\/p>\n

And then out of the blue, Miles almost got hit by a fire engine<\/p>\n

He was pretty shook up from it<\/p>\n

But a lapdance put him back in a good mood<\/p>\n

Then I started thinking<\/p>\n

What if Miles could fly?<\/p>\n

Then I knew that he would probably fall<\/p>\n

Out of nowhere I dog jumped on me, but luckily Aden was there and put it in a headlock<\/p>\n

He almost killed the dog so I had to hold him back<\/p>\n

After he calmed down<\/p>\n

I put him in his chair<\/p>\n

Then combed his hair<\/p>\n

Then some lady ran in our house and I got a picture of her before she jumped out the window into the night<\/p>\n

We’ll find her though, she dropped her ID<\/p>\n

Then Rachel tasted the air<\/p>\n

DUECES!!!<\/p>\n

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I finally finished the Holla Back Summer song and recorded it this morning.  Its only a first draft now and when I finally finish it I’ll probably post it on here but until then enjoy my Picture Story……… So I woke up And took a shit Then I saw a troll I eventually went to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[6,34,192,13,38,72],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-aden","tag-jarvis-laughed","tag-jv","tag-rachel","tag-russ","tag-wwwuwmedubcbiddle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}