{"id":51,"date":"2005-05-28T06:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-28T11:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2005-05-28T06:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-28T11:40:00","slug":"some-caption-love-and-roast-needs-to-blow-up-and-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/28\/some-caption-love-and-roast-needs-to-blow-up-and-die\/","title":{"rendered":"Some caption love and Roast needs to blow up and die!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Qdoba Guy – “I hate my left hand”
\n Laurie – “I feel more powerful when i’m blonde”<\/p>\n

\nAden – “blahhplishblab”
\n Rachel – “If we break up, Laurie and me a gonna kick your ass”
\n Jarvis – “All according to my plan”
\n Miles – “What now bitch”<\/p>\n

\nJohnnie “I saw the Millenium Falcon”
\n Me – “I feel like I’m at that point in my life where I have to
\nget that first nutt out of the way so I can get down to some serious
\nlife fuckin”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Caption That Bitch!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Qdoba Guy – “I hate my left hand”  Laurie – “I feel more powerful when i’m blonde” Aden – “blahhplishblab”  Rachel – “If we break up, Laurie and me a gonna kick your ass”  Jarvis – “All according to my plan”  Miles – “What now bitch” Johnnie “I saw the Millenium Falcon”  Me – “I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[6,13],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-aden","tag-rachel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}