{"id":499,"date":"2008-03-24T18:30:27","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T00:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=499"},"modified":"2008-03-24T18:30:27","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T00:30:27","slug":"as-a-working-mom-its-hard-to-find-time-to-masturbate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/24\/as-a-working-mom-its-hard-to-find-time-to-masturbate\/","title":{"rendered":"As A Working Mom, It&#8217;s Hard To Find Time To Masturbate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I&#8217;ve got a lot on my plate. Between making the children&#8217;s breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself. Sometimes, I just get so darn busy that I&#8217;ll realize it&#8217;s 6 p.m. and I haven&#8217;t even eaten yet! Can you imagine? Not th<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/opinion\/as_a_working_mom_its_hard_to\">read more<\/a> | <a href=\"\/comedy\/As_A_Working_Mom_It_s_Hard_To_Find_Time_To_Masturbate_4\">digg story<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I&#8217;ve got a lot on my plate. Between making the children&#8217;s breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself. Sometimes, I just get so darn busy that I&#8217;ll realize it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[212],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}