{"id":478,"date":"2008-03-16T21:26:13","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T03:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=478"},"modified":"2008-03-17T09:15:45","modified_gmt":"2008-03-17T15:15:45","slug":"ill-slap-the-bliss-outa-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/16\/ill-slap-the-bliss-outa-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll slap the Bliss outa you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is it that you love to do or experience more than anything else?  If you have an answer to that question consider yourself lucky because there are some people that don&#8217;t.  So forget wishing that you had this certain thing, some people don&#8217;t even know what that certain thing is.  I met one such person today and it hurt me inside to see them and know that they didn&#8217;t know what would bring them bliss.  I did something that I normally don&#8217;t do but felt that I had to.  I slapped her.  I grabbed her by the chin, stared her in the eyes and told her to find her bliss and never let it go.  The only thing more weird than my actions was her reaction.  Her eyes welled up and she cried, and cried, and cried some more.   It was like I slapped whatever it was holding back her emotions when I just thought I was slapping her face.  She then hugged me, said thank you, grabbed her car keys, and left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it that you love to do or experience more than anything else? If you have an answer to that question consider yourself lucky because there are some people that don&#8217;t. So forget wishing that you had this certain thing, some people don&#8217;t even know what that certain thing is. I met one such [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[166],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-car-keys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}