{"id":324,"date":"2008-07-27T19:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T01:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=324"},"modified":"2009-01-04T16:40:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T22:40:18","slug":"so-that-8220w8221-that-clueless-always-used-was-supposed-to-be-an-8220f8221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/27\/so-that-8220w8221-that-clueless-always-used-was-supposed-to-be-an-8220f8221\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Phrases Women Use and What they Really Mean"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Women are very complicated creatures and with them comes a complicated language. Here’s your dictionary….<\/p>\n

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE<\/h2>\n

1. Fine<\/strong>: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<\/p>\n

2. Five Minutes<\/strong>: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<\/p>\n

3. Nothing<\/strong>: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.<\/p>\n

4. Go Ahead<\/strong>: This is a dare, not permission. Don\u2019t Do It!<\/p>\n

5. Loud Sigh<\/strong>: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)<\/p>\n

6. That\u2019s Okay<\/strong>: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That\u2019s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<\/p>\n

7. Thanks<\/strong>: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n

8. Whatever<\/strong>: Is a woman\u2019s way of saying F@!K YOU!<\/p>\n

9. Don\u2019t worry about it, I got it<\/strong>: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d For the woman\u2019s response, refer to #3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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