{"id":323,"date":"2007-08-10T08:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T13:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=323"},"modified":"2009-06-18T09:56:36","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T14:56:36","slug":"don8217t-walk-the-walk-if-you-can8217t-stir-the-coals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/10\/don8217t-walk-the-walk-if-you-can8217t-stir-the-coals\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t walk the walk if you can&#8217;t stir the coals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>World\u2019s Toughest Cowboy<\/p>\n<p>Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.<br \/>\nA night of tall tales commences.<\/p>\n<p>The first says, \u201cI must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second chimes in, \u201cWhy that\u2019s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I\u2019m still here today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>World\u2019s Toughest Cowboy Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales commences. The first says, \u201cI must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[341,340],"tags":[135],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-stories","tag-ben"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}