DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS<\/p>\n
40-ish……………………………49.<\/p>\n
Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone.<\/p>\n
Athletic………………………….No breasts. <\/p>\n
Average looking…………………Moooo.<\/p>\n
Beautiful…………………..Pathological liar.<\/p>\n
Emotionally Secure……………..On medication.<\/p>\n
Feminist…………………………Fat.<\/p>\n
Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.<\/p>\n
Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.<\/p>\n
New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places.<\/p>\n
Old-fashioned…………………..No B.J.’s<\/p>\n
Open-minded……………………Desperate.<\/p>\n
Outgoing………………………..Loud and embarrassing.<\/p>\n
Professional……………………..Bitch.<\/p>\n
Voluptuous……………………..Very fat. <\/p>\n
Large frame………………………Hugely fat.<\/p>\n
Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.<\/p>\n
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:<\/p>\n
Yes………………………………No<\/p>\n
No……………………………….Yes <\/p>\n
Maybe…………………………..No<\/p>\n
We need…………………………I want<\/p>\n
I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry<\/p>\n
We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble <\/p>\n
Sure, go ahead……………………You better not<\/p>\n
Do what you want………………You will pay for this later<\/p>\n
I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!<\/p>\n
You’re attentive tonight………..Is sex all you ever think about? <\/p>\n
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:<\/p>\n
I am hungry……………………..I am hungry<\/p>\n
I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy<\/p>\n
I am tired…………………………I am tired <\/p>\n
Nice dress…………………………Nice cleavage!<\/p>\n
I love you…………………………Let’s have sex now<\/p>\n
I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?<\/p>\n
May I have this dance?………………I’d like to have sex with you. <\/p>\n
Can I call you sometime?…………..I’d like to have sex with you.<\/p>\n
Do you want to go to a movie?…..I’d like to have sex with you.<\/p>\n
Can I take you out to dinner?……..I’d like to have sex with you. <\/p>\n
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish……………………………49. Adventurous…………………….Slept with everyone. Athletic………………………….No breasts. Average looking…………………Moooo. Beautiful…………………..Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure……………..On medication. Feminist…………………………Fat. Free Spirit………………………..Junkie. Friendship first…………………..Former Slut. New-Age………………………..Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned…………………..No B.J.’s Open-minded……………………Desperate. Outgoing………………………..Loud and embarrassing. Professional……………………..Bitch. Voluptuous……………………..Very fat. Large frame………………………Hugely fat. Wants soul mate…………………Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH: Yes………………………………No No……………………………….Yes Maybe…………………………..No We […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[193],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}