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<\/a>\nWhat makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.\n<\/p>\n
1. What are you thinking about?<\/strong><\/p>\n 2. Do you love me?<\/strong><\/p>\n 3. Do I look fat in this?<\/strong><\/p>\n 4. Do you think she is prettier than me?<\/strong><\/p>\n 5. What would you do if I died?<\/strong><\/p>\n \n \n Question # 1: What are you thinking about?<\/strong> The proper answer to this, of course, is: ” I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.” This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:<\/p>\n a. Football.<\/p>\n b. Golf.<\/p>\n c. How fat you are.<\/p>\n d. How much prettier she is than you<\/p>\n e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.<\/p>\n Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”<\/p>\n Question # 2: Do you love me?<\/strong> The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.” a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads.<\/p>\n b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?<\/p>\n c. That depends on what you mean by love.<\/p>\n d. Does it matter?<\/p>\n e. Who, me?<\/p>\n Question # 3: Do I look fat?<\/strong> The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!” a. Compared to what?<\/p>\n b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.<\/p>\n c. A little extra weight looks good on you.<\/p>\n d. I’ve seen fatter.<\/p>\n e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.<\/p>\n Question # 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?<\/strong> Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!” a. Yes, but you have a better personality<\/p>\n b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner<\/p>\n c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age<\/p>\n d. Define pretty<\/p>\n e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.<\/p>\n \n Question # 5: What would you do if I died?<\/strong> A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Lotus and a Boat”). WOMAN: Would you get married again?<\/p>\n MAN: Definitely not!<\/p>\n WOMAN: Why not – don’t you like being married?<\/p>\n MAN: Of course I do.<\/p>\n WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?<\/p>\n MAN: Okay, I’d get married again.<\/p>\n WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)<\/p>\n MAN: (makes audible groan)<\/p>\n WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?<\/p>\n MAN: Where else would we sleep?<\/p>\n WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?<\/p>\n MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.<\/p>\n WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?<\/p>\n MAN: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.<\/p>\n WOMAN: – – – silence – – –<\/p>\n MAN: Sh&%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. 1. What are you thinking about? 2. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[341],"tags":[88,90,91,89],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-al-bundy","tag-football","tag-golf","tag-insurance-money"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nNo matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:<\/p>\n