{"id":2743,"date":"2009-07-23T15:50:35","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T20:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=2743"},"modified":"2009-07-23T15:50:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T20:50:35","slug":"women-and-financial-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/23\/women-and-financial-planning\/","title":{"rendered":"Women and Financial Planning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dan was a single guy living at home with his <span>father<\/span> and working in the\u00a0family business.\u00a0 When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly <span>father<\/span> died,\u00a0he decided he needed a wife with which to share his\u00a0fortune.<\/p>\n<p>One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful\u00a0woman\u00a0he had ever seen.\u00a0 Her natural beauty took his breath away. \u201cI may look like just an ordinary man,\u201d he said to her, but in just a few years, my <span>father<\/span> will\u00a0die, and I&#8217;ll inherit $200 million.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,\u00a0she became his stepmother.<\/p>\n<p>Women are so much better at financial planning than men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the\u00a0family business.\u00a0 When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,\u00a0he decided he needed a wife with which to share his\u00a0fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful\u00a0woman\u00a0he had ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[341],"tags":[42],"class_list":["post-2743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-usd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}