{"id":246,"date":"2008-02-03T10:14:01","date_gmt":"2008-02-03T15:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=246"},"modified":"2008-02-03T10:14:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T15:14:01","slug":"the-funny-thing-about-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/03\/the-funny-thing-about-money\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funny Thing About Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I decided to venture out to &#8220;some place new&#8221; aka Concord <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/x.myspace.com\/images\/blog\/smileys\/amused.gif\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0 We went to this Sports Bar which of course was packed due to the game. I did my usual routine of scoping out the place to see which areas to focus on for my favorite activity of people watching. I immediately noticed an older gent (and I do mean older) sitting at the bar making googly eyes at me. Okay. I suddenly got this thought that this dude actually thinks I might be interested in him. So we all know that usually if a young female is with an older male that money is typically involved. I automatically knew what angle he would try to pull with me. Whatever. I continued to have fun with my friends and I actually watched about 5 minutes of the football game! Another one of our friends who is from Concord joined us shortly after and actually knew the older guy from just around town. I saw her talking with\u00c2\u00a0 him and then looking over at me. Uh oh. Then she comes back and says &#8220;My friend would like to meet you&#8221;. Again, okay. Then the people I was with threw me under the bus and were saying oh just be polite blah blah blah. Why doesn&#8217;t he be polite and leave me alone? I mean this dude is 4 times my age and I KNOW he is going to try to impress me with money. So after putting up a short fight I went over because God forbid if I look rude. I don&#8217;t even remember the guy&#8217;s name. All I know is that he launches into a story about him being a photographer and lists all these &#8220;celebrities&#8221; he has photographed. Yea I had heard of a few, but they were mostly Nascar drivers and country singers. Good for him. He then gives me 2 pictures of Nascar drivers. Thank you. He also tells me that he is representing 3 up and coming country singers. He gives me a picture of one them. Again, thanks. He then asks me if I know what a limo is. Um, yes. Well he has a limo and I can use it to take 6 of my friends to whatever concerts I want and he will pick up the tab. I just have to call him anytime. Again, good for YOU. I felt bad for this dude because I know people probably take advantage of him. Enter this young girl to my right. She says to the older man &#8220;Are you cheating on me??&#8221;. Oh goodness. This is my cue to leave. Me:\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;It was really nice meeting you.&#8221; I return to my friends with my pictures in hand.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe people actually still use money to impress other people. I&#8217;m sure some people are impressed, but anyone with half a brain wouldn&#8217;t be. Most of the time the person\u00c2\u00a0 bragging about their money doesn&#8217;t have as much as they say and if they did they should have the class not to talk about their money with other people!<\/p>\n<p>Just thought I&#8217;d share my funny story <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/x.myspace.com\/images\/blog\/smileys\/anxious.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I decided to venture out to &#8220;some place new&#8221; aka Concord \u00c2\u00a0 We went to this Sports Bar which of course was packed due to the game. I did my usual routine of scoping out the place to see which areas to focus on for my favorite activity of people watching. 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