{"id":19,"date":"2005-04-28T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-29T00:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2008-12-14T07:58:58","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T13:58:58","slug":"stalker-got-skillz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/28\/stalker-got-skillz\/","title":{"rendered":"Stalker Got Skillz!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from my Courier job on campus.  On one of my last stops for the day, who do I run into?  My Pink Coated Stalker!  Needless to say I was a surprised, but I played it off well.  She talked to me and gave me that ever-so-seductive smile of hers while I delievered the mail, and she actually talked to me, I talked back, on my way out.<\/p>\n<p>Chilled a little with JV in City Subs and shot the shit with Jack long enough to find out that did really didn&#8217;t win the war last night but escaped with some battle scars to show off.  Good Job Kid!  As long as you don&#8217;t fuck him fast.  <\/p>\n<p>Rachel got her job!!!! and she is the hostess with the mostess not a waitress!  Thats my girl!<\/p>\n<p>Ok back to the stalker, cause I was just thinking about her again.  She&#8217;s got some addictive eyes and she&#8217;s the most attractive stalker I&#8217;ve ever had.  Which I guess really doesn&#8217;t matter.  It just sucks that I&#8217;m too afraid of her to talk to her.  Oh well, if we were meant to talk, we would get stuck in an elevator or something.<\/p>\n<p>Last Call for Lu Lu&#8217;s Cafe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from my Courier job on campus. On one of my last stops for the day, who do I run into? My Pink Coated Stalker! Needless to say I was a surprised, but I played it off well. She talked to me and gave me that ever-so-seductive smile of hers while I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,335],"tags":[11,16,192,10,13,12],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-of-benji","category-random-thoughts","tag-got-skillz","tag-jack","tag-jv","tag-lu-lus-cafe","tag-rachel","tag-scars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}