{"id":182,"date":"2008-01-16T04:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T09:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=182"},"modified":"2008-01-20T12:25:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T17:25:01","slug":"dont-worry-honey-it-happens-to-every-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/16\/dont-worry-honey-it-happens-to-every-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry honey, it happens to every guy&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Writer&#8217;s block.  But not.<\/p>\n<p>I have too much going on here and no way to pick what to throw out there so instead of writing something I will regret I will just give you my boring day in fun little bullet points.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No matter how many times I put Aden back in his bed last night, as soon as I roll over he is right there!<\/li>\n<li>I thought about somebody all day.  I hate that bitch!<\/li>\n<li>I got to see Miss Hdez which is always good.<\/li>\n<li>I lived on myspace today.<\/li>\n<li>I discovered that I would make a pretty good assistant.<\/li>\n<li>I ate a catfish dinner for lunch.<\/li>\n<li>I oogled my old boss for the second day in a row.<\/li>\n<li>I got scared out of Miss Wrong&#8217;s cube.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so excited that we got the state software finally so we can do some real taxes tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>I sang along with the songs in the car, with gusto!<\/li>\n<li>I got to see Batgirl.<\/li>\n<li>I worked out, finished a quart of ice cream (butter pecan baby!)<\/li>\n<li>I sent a text asking a question I&#8217;m not ready for the answer to.  Good thing this person won&#8217;t respond<\/li>\n<li>I figured out that I love random text messages and actually send a few today.  (text 414-803-7812 to get your own original ocbenji quote!)<\/li>\n<li>I watched a really really really good movie.  It was like me but with more money.<\/li>\n<li>I was really lonely today, being single can suck sometimes.<\/li>\n<li>I wrote this sorry excuse for a blog before bed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I promise to myself that I will write something productive.  But what?  I have plenty of poems and stories in my head.  What do you all want to hear?  Text or comment.<\/p>\n<p>(Now this is just pitiful, its like I&#8217;m begging.  Fuckin comment crack)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writer&#8217;s block. But not. I have too much going on here and no way to pick what to throw out there so instead of writing something I will regret I will just give you my boring day in fun little bullet points. No matter how many times I put Aden back in his bed last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[101,6,135,102],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-414-803-7812","tag-aden","tag-ben","tag-state-software"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}