{"id":167,"date":"2008-01-03T04:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T09:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=167"},"modified":"2008-01-03T04:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T09:09:00","slug":"just-laugh-until-it-makes-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/03\/just-laugh-until-it-makes-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"Just laugh until it makes sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rhyming Contradiction<\/p>\n<p>Let your eyes go out of focus and try not to blink<br \/>\nTake twelve shots and try not to drink<br \/>\nWork hard and try not to stink<br \/>\nFlirt and try not to wink<br \/>\nDrown and try not to sink<br \/>\nMix white and red and try not to pink<br \/>\nFeel small and try not to shrink<br \/>\nStart your exam and try not to think<br \/>\nWrite and try not to ink<br \/>\nWear a furry animal and try not to mink<br \/>\nGet locked up and try not to clink<br \/>\nIncorporate and try not to inc<br \/>\nTake your Centrium and try not to zinc<br \/>\nGet pushed to the edge and try not to brink<br \/>\nGo skating and try not to rink<br \/>\nWear green and save the princess and try not to link<br \/>\nPlug in your ipod and try not to sync<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rhyming Contradiction Let your eyes go out of focus and try not to blink Take twelve shots and try not to drink Work hard and try not to stink Flirt and try not to wink Drown and try not to sink Mix white and red and try not to pink Feel small and try not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[106],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-green"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}