{"id":158,"date":"2007-08-03T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2007-08-03T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T22:10:00","slug":"angie-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/angie-70\/","title":{"rendered":"Angie @ 70"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old Ladies&#8217; Noggins   <\/p>\n<p>  Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, &#8220;You know, I&#8217;m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn&#8217;t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe second lady says, &#8220;You think that&#8217;s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn&#8217;t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up! <\/p>\n<p>The third lady smiles smugly, &#8220;Well, my memory is just as good as it&#8217;s always been, knock on wood,&#8221; she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, &#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Ladies&#8217; Noggins Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, &#8220;You know, I&#8217;m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn&#8217;t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.&#8221; The second lady says, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}