{"id":154,"date":"2007-07-31T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T21:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2007-07-31T16:53:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T21:53:00","slug":"i-giggled-just-a-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/31\/i-giggled-just-a-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"I giggled just a lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Demented   <\/p>\n<p>  A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.<br \/>\nThe British doctor said, &#8220;Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Then the German doctor bragged, &#8220;That&#8221;s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, &#8220;You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Demented A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, &#8220;Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.&#8221; Then the German doctor bragged, &#8220;That&#8221;s nothing, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[141,82,83],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-america","tag-texas","tag-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}