{"id":1490,"date":"2008-09-17T13:38:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T19:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2009-06-20T15:24:16","modified_gmt":"2009-06-20T20:24:16","slug":"theres-a-rocket-in-my-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/17\/theres-a-rocket-in-my-pocket\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a Rocket in My Pocket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Back in my day, the only weapon you hid in your jeans were your legs.\u00a0 Things have definitely changed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Take a look at this video to learn to properly prepare to go clubbin in Iraq<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[kaltura-widget wid=&#8221;rdb37cdd38&#8243; width=&#8221;450&#8243; height=&#8221;394&#8243; addpermission=&#8221;&#8221; editpermission=&#8221;&#8221; \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Back in my day, the only weapon you hid in your jeans were your legs.\u00a0 Things have definitely changed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[341,342,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-ironic","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}