{"id":124,"date":"2006-11-14T14:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T19:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=124"},"modified":"2006-11-14T14:41:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T19:41:00","slug":"well-i-didnt-see-this-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/14\/well-i-didnt-see-this-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"Well I didn&#8217;t see this coming&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reparationsthecure.org\/work\/work.shtml\">You go!&nbsp; White People!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My new lady is upping the ante.&nbsp; I got a note from her in which feelings were expressed.&nbsp; This would normally cause me to be apprehensive and non-trusting of such nice words like when t I detect a hint of sarcasm or malice behind her words.&nbsp; Her gaze is captivating and&#8230;.. ah fuck this big word shit, I&#8217;m just gonna speak on it!&nbsp; Ok so my new lady is the shit.&nbsp; You&#8217;d think we were reading each other&#8217;s minds when we talk because we have so much in common and feel the same way about stuff.&nbsp; Here is just a short little laundry list of the reasons I&#8217;m falling for her.<\/p>\n<p>1.&nbsp; She loves wearing skirts<br \/>2.&nbsp; She loves being a lady<br \/>3.&nbsp; She doesn&#8217;t sugarcoat anything for me<br \/>4.&nbsp; She feels the same way about her child as I feel about mine.<br \/>5.&nbsp; She doesn&#8217;t just to conclusions<br \/>6.&nbsp; She isn&#8217;t assuming that she deserves anything from me save from my attention<br \/>7.&nbsp; She loves Jon Groves<br \/>8.&nbsp; She makes no excuses for any thing<br \/>9.&nbsp; She is a devoted mother<br \/>10.She is funny as hell<br \/>11.She&#8217;s a dancer<br \/>12.She&#8217;s a real person<br \/>13.She puts up with my little quirks<br \/>14.She actually trusts me<br \/>15.She is open-minded and always ready to learn something new<br \/>16.She doesn&#8217;t wear draws<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m fallin for her people, fallin hard and fast.&nbsp; But I still got my hand on the parachute rip cord in case there&#8217;s danger a comin.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reparationsthecure.org\/work\/work.shtml\"><u><\/u><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You go!&nbsp; White People! My new lady is upping the ante.&nbsp; I got a note from her in which feelings were expressed.&nbsp; This would normally cause me to be apprehensive and non-trusting of such nice words like when t I detect a hint of sarcasm or malice behind her words.&nbsp; Her gaze is captivating and&#8230;.. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[73],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-jon-groves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}