{"id":117,"date":"2006-07-22T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-22T16:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ocbenji.com\/blog\/?p=117"},"modified":"2006-07-22T11:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-22T16:56:00","slug":"revelations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/22\/revelations\/","title":{"rendered":"Revelations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well I don&#8217;t know what it is about weddings but this one must have been special, because it helped me decided that I (gasp) actually want to get married.  I guess now I actually have to find a girlfriend.  Effective immediately I will be accepting applications.<\/p>\n<p>Prospective Girlfriend Wanted:<\/p>\n<p>Qualified applicants will include females who are creative and outgoing.  Nice, mature and understanding.  Willing to be loved and to love.<\/p>\n<p>Duties will include:<\/p>\n<p>Handling Affection from different angles<br \/>\nSporatic pampering<br \/>\nEndless Massages<br \/>\nPutting up with a crazy guy<br \/>\nVarious dates with said crazy guy<br \/>\nRandom acts of kindness<\/p>\n<p>Restrictions:  You can&#8217;t be one of my 5 Wise, No Drinkers, No Smokers, No Drug Users<\/p>\n<p>Get submit applications to Benjamin Biddle<br \/>\nvia:  ANY FUCKING WAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I don&#8217;t know what it is about weddings but this one must have been special, because it helped me decided that I (gasp) actually want to get married. I guess now I actually have to find a girlfriend. Effective immediately I will be accepting applications. Prospective Girlfriend Wanted: Qualified applicants will include females who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[135,58,227],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ben","tag-benjamin-biddle","tag-smoke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ocbenji.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}