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Tag: Ben

  • Does www.ocbenji.com sound like a site you would visit?

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    I really love writing in my blog, for no other reason than that other people read it and somehow benefit from it. Attention is something we all pursue as part of our human nature. But in exchange for that attention I want to give some entertainment and insight back in return. As a man I…

  • So funny I had to have a smoke after

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    I decided today that I have two passions. Art and Taxes. I’m a quirky one, thats for sure but I love them both. But let me define. Taxes is pretty self explanatory, I love everything about them, the way you can play with the numbers to your advantage or use them to screw somebody and…

  • “Don’t worry honey, it happens to every guy”

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    ocbenji

    Writer’s block. But not. I have too much going on here and no way to pick what to throw out there so instead of writing something I will regret I will just give you my boring day in fun little bullet points. No matter how many times I put Aden back in his bed last…

  • Well Shiver Me Timbers!

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    ocbenji

    Ladies, Gents and other people bored enough to be reading this, welcome. My day was about as memorable as ever for a few reasons. And all of those reasons gave me the shivers. I even woke up this morning to a shiver. I usually decide what to write about based on shivers. You know those…

  • Me VS Amberly and Fate

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    If you like the nice and politically correct, gentlemanly, and coherent Benji, then you might want to skip this one….. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. So I’m over a friend’s house helping her with her very complicated taxes and out of NOWHERE this bitch turns into the megaphone for God and starts ranting about…

  • On the way back from Slims…..

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    I had more fun this weekend than I should have had. I drank again. I thought Aden hated me. Ever since he was little, every time he saw my face, he would just smile through his excited eyes. But over the weekend, it was all about playing with his aunt and cousins. Granted they are…

  • Desiring Nothing = Possessing All

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    I was at work today on a personal call and had an epiphany or maybe just a duh moment. You all know that rule. The one that states that when your with someone, that everybody wants you and when you single, nobody does. Its been said a million different ways like, “a watched pot never…

  • Are you still spotting for me in heaven?

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    ocbenji

    Dear Melissa, While I can’t talk about everything we’ve been though, its only right that I write what I can. I remember the first day we met about 15 years ago in Mississippi. You and those glasses that made you seem so mean. You were mean. But even though we were so young I knew…

  • “Ahhh!” Screams the head of the nail as the hammer comes down on it

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    ocbenji

    So a long time ago, I when I was a junior in high school, I took a psychology class. The teacher gave us one of those floppy disks (yea it was that long ago) to take home. On the ancient floppy, there was a program on it that asked some questions and based on those…

  • The Catch Up

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    ocbenji

    To the 2-3 people who actually read this: Sorry that I haven’t shown much love to the public post lately.  Life has been pretty busy in the last few weeks and I should have written about it on here so here is the ketchup.(Don’t spill)  My last day at Energy Assistance It was a pretty…