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If you would all please turn to the church bulletin… →  November 18, 2009

Love those Church Ladies.. They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church  ladies with typewriters… These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS)  actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church  services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching […]

The Scorpion and the Fish (Part 1) →  October 30, 2009

Once upon a time, there was a Scorpion and a Fish. They lived on land and in the ocean respectively. Not content with where they were, together they go on an adventure to get where they want to be… One sunny day both were on the beach, the Scorpion on the sand dreaming of a […]

Temple to the Barrel (Part 3) →  October 7, 2009

Rays flicker through the smoke from the lightening as it crackles outside.  Again and again light illuminates the smoke-filled room as their eyes continue to lock in an unexpected stalemate.  Her with both hands on her gun pointed firmly at his forehead.  And him, with one hand on a shard of glass and the other […]

I’ma let you finish, but Bernie Mac had the best video of all time! →  September 30, 2009

Why Obama?  Why? →  September 22, 2009

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

What Winnie the Pooh is really like →  September 20, 2009

I Have No Words… →  August 26, 2009

Missing Bike →  August 21, 2009

Therapy for Friday Morning →  August 21, 2009

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.. Put Decaf In The […]

There is at least One Person Who Will Try This →  August 18, 2009