→ December 6, 2009
Where Were You When I Needed You? Where were you when I needed you? When my heart fell apart and I needed the glue When I stood cold and alone You didn’t answer your phone When nothing seemed to dull the pain I sat and I cried and sobbed your name I needed you bad, […]
→ November 18, 2009
Love those Church Ladies.. They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters… These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching […]
→ October 30, 2009
Once upon a time, there was a Scorpion and a Fish. They lived on land and in the ocean respectively. Not content with where they were, together they go on an adventure to get where they want to be… One sunny day both were on the beach, the Scorpion on the sand dreaming of a […]
→ October 7, 2009
Rays flicker through the smoke from the lightening as it crackles outside. Again and again light illuminates the smoke-filled room as their eyes continue to lock in an unexpected stalemate. Her with both hands on her gun pointed firmly at his forehead. And him, with one hand on a shard of glass wrapped in a […]
