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Second Hand Smoking

→  August 10, 2008 0

Second Hand Smoking She takes another drag as he stares. She blows the cloud to the side, curving her lips as to kiss the smoke goodbye. She does it so perfectly nonchalant that it in itself is poetry in motion to him. A serious conflict for the walking truth commercial that is he. [...]

Stuck in my head like a fly in soup

→  February 5, 2008 1

Anybody out there have a sure fire way to get somebody off your mind? A plunger perhaps? Any help would be greatly appreciated because this woman driving me crazy!

Aesthetically-Challenged Man Seeks Personal Shopper

→  February 3, 2008 0

Women remain a mysterious yet intriguing bunch and I tend to study and analyze them when I get chances. I want to know what makes them tick. What makes them do things that make no logical sense to me, like wearing high heels (don’t they hurt?),putting on make-up (why put it on [...]

Aden and his Performance Enhancing Juice Boxes

→  February 3, 2008 0

So the little man has been sick ever since this morning so we’ve bee inside all day. My poor baby has been throwing up and feverish all day. Doc Daddy was here to take care of him though. He’s normally a tough kid so when he comes to me with a face [...]

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→  February 2, 2008 0

Ok so you may have or may not have noticed that I kinda sold out with all the ads on the side and bottom of the page. I decided that this was the most effective way to balance the costs that come with running the site. So to show your appreciation feel free [...]

I run taxes!!!

→  January 31, 2008 0

So work on the site continues. If you’ve been on it in the last few days, you’ve noticed that the site has been changing more than a teenager going thru puberty.  But I finally decided on a look.  I think it looks good and clean like a fresh cut lawn.  [...]

Believe it or not, he’s not married or gay

→  January 31, 2008 0

What She Needed   A drive, that’s all that you need A tank of gas and a day to blow, I’m just planting the seed   Of course its only a suggestion but I got the keys in hand And I took the day off because I’m your man   I’m behind the wheel today, Miss Daisy And I’m guaranteed to drive you crazy   So [...]

Happy Birthday Mrs. Green!

→  January 30, 2008 0

 

Well, when you explain it like that……

→  January 24, 2008 0

Even More Rap Lyrics Explained

Its the weaknesses that make us human

→  January 24, 2008 0

So many thoughts and so little time to get it all down. Loss is whats on my mind right now. I love big ole pregnant bellies!!! Pregnancy in general I think is one of those special things in life. Now granted I’ll never get to know how great and painful it can be, [...]