Ok so for the past couple of weeks there has been this mysterious noise echoing through my complex. I have no fucking idea what it is or where it is coming from…all I know is it super annoying and LOUD! So loud I can hear it over the TV with all doors and windows shut. I really have no clue what the hell it is, it is like a high-pitched motorbike or some kind of electrical saw. I tell you as many weeks and as often as I hear that damn noise someone must be building a Mega Mall or training for motor cross or something. I will have to investigate and then of course sabatoge the source of the noise pollution. My sainity and my tympanic membranes are in the balance here, for Christ’s Sakes!!