“Don’t worry honey, it happens to every guy”

Writer’s block. But not.

I have too much going on here and no way to pick what to throw out there so instead of writing something I will regret I will just give you my boring day in fun little bullet points.

  • No matter how many times I put Aden back in his bed last night, as soon as I roll over he is right there!
  • I thought about somebody all day. I hate that bitch!
  • I got to see Miss Hdez which is always good.
  • I lived on myspace today.
  • I discovered that I would make a pretty good assistant.
  • I ate a catfish dinner for lunch.
  • I oogled my old boss for the second day in a row.
  • I got scared out of Miss Wrong’s cube.
  • I’m so excited that we got the state software finally so we can do some real taxes tomorrow.
  • I sang along with the songs in the car, with gusto!
  • I got to see Batgirl.
  • I worked out, finished a quart of ice cream (butter pecan baby!)
  • I sent a text asking a question I’m not ready for the answer to. Good thing this person won’t respond
  • I figured out that I love random text messages and actually send a few today. (text 414-803-7812 to get your own original ocbenji quote!)
  • I watched a really really really good movie. It was like me but with more money.
  • I was really lonely today, being single can suck sometimes.
  • I wrote this sorry excuse for a blog before bed.

I promise to myself that I will write something productive. But what? I have plenty of poems and stories in my head. What do you all want to hear? Text or comment.

(Now this is just pitiful, its like I’m begging. Fuckin comment crack)